That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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