So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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