Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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