awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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