There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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