apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
True college students do jello shots in the library
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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