I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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