in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
