i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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