I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Randomize
