Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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