Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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