that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
pray to the hookup gods
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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