you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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