Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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