I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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