The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Buhtt sex?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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