So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
