everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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