I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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