it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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