He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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