yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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