What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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