stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
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