i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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