Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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