chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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