I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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