Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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