Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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