let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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