PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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