I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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