I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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