Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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