Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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