listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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