i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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