last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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