it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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