Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
she looked like the before picture.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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