I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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