I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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