I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
