Having a random hookup so left but love u
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Buhtt sex?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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