Whod you bang
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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