BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Four minutes until I can fart!
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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