Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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