i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
he puts the penis in happiness.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
I'm really busy with my period
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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