He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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