So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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