just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
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